Café Goer With Dogs Gifts

"Typical. They're happy to benefit from our service but just try and come in as a customer."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Wifi whore

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Lunch

'A sandwich?'

Banana Split

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'This decaf's lousy.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.