Café Goer With Dogs Pillows

"Typical. They're happy to benefit from our service but just try and come in as a customer."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Wifi whore

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Lunch

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'A sandwich?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Banana Split

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'This decaf's lousy.'

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.