Dog Cafes Gifts

No Humans Allowed

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Today's special... donuts.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Hats and Food

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'You made me jump.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

What's the insect de jour?

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."