Dog Dining Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Dog at a restaurant

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"Well-done coming right up."

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.