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"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Chow Mein

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog at a restaurant

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"Well-done coming right up."

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

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