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Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Chow Mein

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Well-done coming right up."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."