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"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog Food

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog at a restaurant

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

"I'll have what she's having."

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

'Tired of dry dry dog food? Stir-fried doggy dips will make you sit up and woof for more!'