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"I'll have what she's having."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

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Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"I just invented the power lunch."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"I stopped eating fast food, too."

"The public can watch paleontologists prep a T. rex skull."

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"But I ordered vegetarian..."

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

'The sign means; 'all you can eat' from your plate.'

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."