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"I just invented the power lunch."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Can I have flies with that'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Regular service or affected?"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

Zagat Rated.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Aperitif?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Big Boy Foot

Lunch

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'You made me jump,'

Chicken Coupe.