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'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The invention of taxidermy."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think we overordered."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

If Ghosts Were Real

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"We Tell No One"