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'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'The customer is always right...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Sorry, that's probably one of mine.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Dinner looks delicious."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Road Kill Cafe.

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'