Doggie Diner T-Shirts

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Dog Food

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I just invented the power lunch."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

Dog Food Groups

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"The public can watch paleontologists prep a T. rex skull."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

Parping dog.

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."