Doggie Diner Prints

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Dog Food

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Dog Chow Mein

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"I just invented the power lunch."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Dog Food Groups

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

Parping dog.

Man reading dog food can: Contains beef and beef by-products.

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'