Dogged Diners Prints

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Can I have flies with that'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Chicken Coupe.

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Big Boy Foot

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"I just invented the power lunch."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

'Dinner.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."

"The vet said if he's not eating I should warm up his dog food a little.'