Dogged Diners Gifts

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Can I have flies with that'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Big Boy Foot

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Chicken Coupe.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

Hard Rock Cafe.

"I just invented the power lunch."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"The public can watch paleontologists prep a T. rex skull."

'Dinner.'

"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."