Doggy Diner Devotee Gifts

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Humans are strange."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'How would you like your toast?'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"A votre sante!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.