Dog Diner Gifts

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'You made me jump,'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'The special today is scraps.'

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'