Dino Diner Gifts

"I just invented the power lunch."

"The public can watch paleontologists prep a T. rex skull."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Regular service or affected?"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Aperitif?"

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'You made me jump,'

Chicken Coupe.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Lunch

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