Dinosaur Diner Fans Gifts

'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"The invention of taxidermy."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think we overordered."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

If Ghosts Were Real

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"We Tell No One"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Just get her home before she evolves.