Diner Fans Gifts

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Love is in the air...

"What did Jesus order?"

"How about a little more coffee?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'I didn't know about his expansionist tendencies when I married him.'

Full Moon Diner

How We Know You're Getting Old

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

All Knight Diner

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"