Diner Fans Gifts

Danny's Family Values Restaurant

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Love is in the air...

"What did Jesus order?"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

Full Moon Diner

How We Know You're Getting Old

All Knight Diner

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

'I didn't know about his expansionist tendencies when I married him.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."