Late-night Diner Fan Gifts

Full Moon Diner

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'How would you like your toast?'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Baracracy

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A votre sante!"