Dinosaur Fan Gifts

'Why Dug! I haven't seen you in years! You haven't evolved a bit!'

'Have you ever considered seeing a doctor about your aggression issues?'

Stupid marathon.

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

Two cavemen at a stop sign, one sitting on a dinosaur and the other on a jaguar - 'How do you like my new jaguar? Zero to one hundred in 5.9 seconds!'

"So we left a little early...who's gonna notice?"

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

'We're lost!'

"Irony. I-R-O-N-Y. The taste of steel railway cars."

'No you can't keep it!'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Politically correct Xmas presents

"It's really nice to see you finally putting some effort into your homework young man."

"You're getting older now. We need to discuss the Pterodactyles and the bees."

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

"Hello? Security?"

'The reached an evolutionary 'dead end'.'

"So how about that crazy election, huh? Where's a killer asteroid when you need one!"

Family Transport: Stone Age

"Yum, yum! I just love shortbread!"

"Does she seriously think nobody knows she's wearing extensions?"

"What do you mean you didn't see me? I've been waving at you for the past five minutes!"

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Sorry, I have to take this call."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"He's a nice enough bloke, but he can't hold his drink. . !"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

"Time traveller for dinner again?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Early Man...Far Too Early Man