Goal-getting Dino Fan Gifts

Football Dinosaur

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Just get her home before she evolves.

'No you can't keep it!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Politically correct Xmas presents

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The Flirtateous Period

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

The GOP presents: Bachmann vs Palin! Battle for the dinosaur vote!