Goal-getting Dino Fan Pillows

Football Dinosaur

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Just get her home before she evolves.

'No you can't keep it!'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The Flirtateous Period

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Politically correct Xmas presents

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

The GOP presents: Bachmann vs Palin! Battle for the dinosaur vote!

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.