Dino Fanatics Pillows

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I said, hands up!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.