Dino Fanatics Gifts

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I said, hands up!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

65 Million Years Ago

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"