Dino Fan Gifts

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

Judgeasaurus

"...Your burrito is getting away."

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

T-Rex Basketball

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'