Dino Detective Fan Gifts

'This is going to end poorly!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

E=mc2.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.