Dino Detective Fan T-Shirts

'This is going to end poorly!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'