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'It must be an entirely different species.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"Well, well, well, if it ain't the 'long' arm of the law."

"I'm telling you! You don't fool anyone with these fake dinosaur footsteps."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'Museum was broken into last night, Ben. Know anything about it?'

Why the dinosaurs went extinct

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'So who needs sonar?!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'This duck call works too well.'

"What's all this?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'