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"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Abacus.

Newton's Law and Order.

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Devil in the detail

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

Violence on TV.

When pedants take a break.

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'