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God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

Cluster Catastrophe

British savings accounts

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

Caution! Wet Floor.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'