Disaster Detective Gifts

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

Cluster Catastrophe

British savings accounts

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I can see our house from here."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Pack Your Bags

Tony Hayward.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Caution! Wet Floor.

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'