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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"See...polystyrene!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"They're not home.."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

Cluster Catastrophe

'Who am I?'

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"