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"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Search for Alien Life Centre.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Telescopes.

Doubts aobre meteorite.

"After unfolding the telescope in space, we found your phone."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Okay - who leaked?'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

The EP-21 spy plane.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Abacus.

Newton's Law and Order.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

Water divining Mars

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

'Now watch and listen!'

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

First space criminal investigation

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."