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Newton's Law and Order.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'