Chemical Detective T-Shirts

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

The interested bystanders.

Honest Vending

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Evolution.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Newton's Law and Order.

Cursing Scientist.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

La Tour 2007.

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Gene doping in sport.

'I'm from China!'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"The forensic chemist, biologist, physicist, geologist and meteorologist are here."

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.