Pharma Detective T-Shirts

'Here's your medication. And boy - does this have a list of side effects!'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

'I had this two years ago.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Criminal Germs

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'