Pharma Detective T-Shirts

'Here's your medication. And boy - does this have a list of side effects!'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Criminal Germs

'I had this two years ago.'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow