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Drugstore Detective T-Shirts
Dress your detective in humor with our clever t-shirts, ideal for those who love solving mysteries and making a statement wherever they go.
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
That's supposed to say garage sale!
Sale.
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
"Okay, lets see what we have here."
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
The United States' economy deflating.
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."
Have you seen my money?
The Bargain Brand
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
Black Friday
Boomerang Sale! - No Returns
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'
"How much is the sign?"
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'
Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.
"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."
'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'
Drugstore Detective T-Shirts Collection
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