Shopping Detective T-Shirts

'We make petites in large sizes.'

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Shopping nightmare

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The United States' economy deflating.

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Have you seen my money?

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'But what do you sell?'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Internet Shoplifting

Hipster Police Department

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Style

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Undercover Santa

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Salad dressing for success.