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Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Customer Convention

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

The United States' economy deflating.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Bargain Brand

Have you seen my money?

Hipster Police Department

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

'But what do you sell?'

Black Friday

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.