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Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Unusual Offers

Customer Convention

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

The United States' economy deflating.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

Have you seen my money?

'But what do you sell?'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Black Friday

Hipster Police Department

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'