Dealership Detective T-Shirts

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Glad I took it for a test drive. I'll bet it moved faster on the assembly line."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Customer Convention

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

Devil in the detail

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."