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"We balance our low pressure sales with a vigorous add-on department."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Drool Marks

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

Car Dealer

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

'Sorry for interrupting. I didn't realize you were still trying to hammer out an agreement.'

Dealmobile.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'So, anyone have any idea how we go about explaining how we made a hostile takeover bid for one of our own subsidiaries?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Used space shuttle