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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Buy my data $20"

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The car showroom

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'