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"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Quantum Psychic

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Car Dealer

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

An evolutionary turning point.

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'It's a selfie.'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

'Oh, I dunno, looks dodgy to me.'

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

"Now we wait."

Vehicle Sales.

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'