Dealership Divas T-Shirts

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Spy Satellite

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

Car Dealer

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Used space shuttle

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'It goes with your eyes.'

"To me, good business involves give and take. Give me all you've got and I'll take it."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

"Furthermore, my opponent does not believe in Canadian Unexceptionalism."

"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

'What - No lift?!'

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

"Yes, here's your appointment, Mr. Baker. Sims vs. Baker, ten a.m."

"That's the first dishonest dollar that I ever made."

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

'Oh, I dunno, looks dodgy to me.'

Vehicle Sales.

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'