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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I always cry at mergers."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Hit me.

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

'Sorry for interrupting. I didn't realize you were still trying to hammer out an agreement.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'So, anyone have any idea how we go about explaining how we made a hostile takeover bid for one of our own subsidiaries?'

Used space shuttle

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

"The usual day. We took over somebody, then somebody took us over."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

Hostile take-over.

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