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"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Does this mean no more company car?'

Used space shuttle

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'

"They say they're with a private equity firm, but I fear their motives are more sinister."

"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

"I hate Amazon!"

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."

"Oh hi Jeff, we would have invited you to this meeting but we don't like you!"

"That's the first dishonest dollar that I ever made."

'Oh, I dunno, looks dodgy to me.'

'Fourth quarter figures were disappointing.'