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"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

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'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

Used space shuttle

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Does this mean no more company car?'

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"They say they're with a private equity firm, but I fear their motives are more sinister."

'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

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"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

"I hate Amazon!"

'I'd rather be in Philadelphia.'

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

Good morning, Rudy. What's so good about it? My awareness that Google and Apple, the two companies you idolize, are in increasing cutthroat competition. To think of the damage your two darlings could do to one another. The chaos. The drama. The Anguish! Plus, it's sunny. Bite me.

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

Tony Hayward walks the plank.

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."

"Oh hi Jeff, we would have invited you to this meeting but we don't like you!"

"I take it that's your last word on our new contract offer?"

"That's the first dishonest dollar that I ever made."