Decoration Divas T-Shirts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Framed Lady

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Texturing the Walls

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Curtains haberdashery

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"