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Planning a wedding is usually stressful enough without adding a global pandemic into the mix.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Texturing the Walls

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

The quarantine self cut.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'